I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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