Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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