I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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