my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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