Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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