If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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