I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Randomize
