Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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