is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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