I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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