Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Randomize
