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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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