Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i barfeds in our rink
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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