Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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