If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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