the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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