i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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