Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I currently don't understand fingers.
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