Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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