dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
