Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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