"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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