some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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