Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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