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We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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