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(609): View more from New Jersey

So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation

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(425): View more from Washington

I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka

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(859): View more from Kentucky

i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex

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(260): View more from Indiana

Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.

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(434): View more from Virginia

I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night

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then apparently I went "not bad" and continued

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(775): View more from Nevada

He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time

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(845): View more from New York

My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.

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