We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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