we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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