you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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