I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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