you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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