Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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