Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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