I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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