Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Randomize
