What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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