Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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