Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
