Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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