did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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