I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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