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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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