I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Randomize
