is your mom at the bar?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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