and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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