in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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