I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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