as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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