Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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