11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Why did my mother make you get naked?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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